February 2012
Dear people who blame everything on Eve, It took the devil embodied in a snake to convince her to eat the apple. Sincerely, it only took a woman with some food to convince Adam.
Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes.
One out of ten children in Europe are conceived on an IKEA bed.
Dear teacher, If you put me next to my friend, I’ll whisper to her. If you put across the room, I’ll shout to her. Sincerely, your choice.
Dear everyone who calls people “pussies” when they’re being “weak”, Vaginas are capable of pushing 8+ pound objects out of them, while penises can be injured by pretty much anything. Sincerely, I think you have it backwards.
A psychologist at a girl’s college asked the members of his class to compliment any girl wearing red. Within a week the cafeteria was a blaze of red. None of the girls were aware of being influenced, although they did notice that the atmosphere was more friendly. A class at the University of Minnesota is reported to have conditioned their psychology professor a week after he told them about...
“Seven Blunders of the World” 1. Wealth without work 2. Pleasure without conscience 3. Knowledge without character 4. Commerce without morality 5. Science without humanity 6. Worship without sacrifice 7. Politics without principle —Mahatma Gandhi
R2D2 stands for “Reel Two, Dialogue Two” — Film Cutter’s lingo.
Any month that begins on a Sunday will include a Friday the 13th.
“Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well” is the most commonly misquoted Shakespeare line. The comment made in Hamlet is actually “Alas poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.”
The infinity sign is properly known as a “lemniscate.”
