February 2012
Benedict Cumberbatch Joins Doctor Who For 50Th... →
Benedict Cumberbatch, the British actor whose stock has risen considerably since appearing in the likes of Sherlock, War Horse and Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, is set to take on the role of The Master as part of the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who, according to the UK’s Daily Express.
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